Thursday, March 3, 2016

HUMOUR - STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!                           


I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%!  EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO.  THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

Q1:  IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?

*HIS LAST BATTLE.
                
Q2:  WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?

*AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
                
Q3:  RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?

*LIQUID.

Q4:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

*MARRIAGE.
                 
Q5:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?

*EXAMS.

Q6:  WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

*LUNCH & DINNER.
                
Q7:  WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?

*THE OTHER HALF.
                
Q8:  IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

*WET.
               
Q9:  HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?

*NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

Q10:  HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

*YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND

Q11:  IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

*VERY LARGE HANDS

Q12:  IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?

*NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.

Q13:  HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?

*ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.

Spread some laughter, share the cheer.  Let's be happy, while we're here!

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