I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?
*HIS LAST BATTLE.
Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?
*AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?
*LIQUID.
Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?
*MARRIAGE.
Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?
*EXAMS.
Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
*LUNCH & DINNER.
Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?
*THE OTHER HALF.
Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?
*WET.
Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?
*NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.
Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?
*YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND
Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?
*VERY LARGE HANDS
Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?
*NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.
Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?
*ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!
